The obvious counter to the previous comic was "you can lose a game".
MY counter is "you ever played the games I'm parodying?" I can't even remember what happens when you die in a Fable game. I'm not sure I've ever seen it happen, and I've beaten the first three games, and played the first two through multiple times.
The third one I played all the way through once. The third one, um... It... It made some choices... But I did beat it!
What I am sure of is that the games had items called Resurrection Phials that would instantly fix you up if you reached 0 HP, and you could just buy them short of playing a hard mode in a remaster of the first game, so... Yeah.
That's the inspiration I'm working from, here. We're not parodying Dark Souls. Or world 8 of Super Mario Bros, which was a nightmarish nightmare.
I still see the hammers.